Ninth graders.

I have to do 50 observation hours at the local high school this semester.  Needless to say, I'm spending nearly all of my free time there--or what was supposed to be free time.  I've been in a 9th grade English I class.  Here are a few things I've learned.

• According to ninth graders, I'm very stylish.
• Ninth graders have no imagination.
• All ninth graders think they're funny.  Only 2% actually are.
• If you ever want to make a ninth grader mad, talk about his mama.